Not by shilling stupid books that no one wants to read.

Not by bragging about the size of the storm and thanking its victims as if they owe him something.

Not by whining yet again about “fake news.”

Not by highlighting his upcoming trip to a state he won in 2016– as if anyone cares—while people trapped in Texas nursing homes are wading through waist-deep floodwaters.

Not by using the cover of a natural disaster as an opportunity to pardon a sadistic racist.

Not by bragging about his non-existent accomplishments.

No, Barack Obama was a real President.

And that’s something Donald Trump will never be.